[Skipton]

What Is Celibacy?​

While attending a marriage weekend Frank
and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare
''It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to one another.''
He then addressed the men.
''Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?''
Frank leaned over, touched Anns' arm gently and whispered,
''Gold-Medal all purpose, isn't it?''
And thus began Franks' life of celibacy!

 

[Jarred Santos]

It was that night Frank's frank never saw action again