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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a vampire.?

A blood shortage.

Why is Six scared of Seven?

Because 7-8-9.

Little monster: I hate my teachers guts.

Mummy monster: Then just eat around them.

Doctor Doctor, I have an hoarse throat.

Doctor, your resemblance does not end there either...

Haha! Here are just a few jokes from the hilarious member Dennis R.! Thank you for the laugh, Dennis! :ROFLMAO:
 

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