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What did the banana sitting in the sun say to the other banana sitting in the sun?

I do not know about you, but I am starting to peel.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a tennis Racket...

You must be too highly strung!

What’s a vampires favourite dog?

A bloodhound.

What did the egg say to the whisk?

I know when I am beaten.

What do dinosaurs put on their Hot Chips?

Tomatosaurus.

Haha! Another few jokes from the very clever member Dennis R.! Thanks for the laugh, Dennis!
 
What did the banana sitting in the sun say to the other banana sitting in the sun?

I do not know about you, but I am starting to peel.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a tennis Racket...

You must be too highly strung!

What’s a vampires favourite dog?

A bloodhound.

What did the egg say to the whisk?

I know when I am beaten.

What do dinosaurs put on their Hot Chips?

Tomatosaurus.

Haha! Another few jokes from the very clever member Dennis R.! Thanks for the laugh, Dennis!
😂
 
What did the banana sitting in the sun say to the other banana sitting in the sun?

I do not know about you, but I am starting to peel.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a tennis Racket...

You must be too highly strung!

What’s a vampires favourite dog?

A bloodhound.

What did the egg say to the whisk?

I know when I am beaten.

What do dinosaurs put on their Hot Chips?

Tomatosaurus.

Haha! Another few jokes from the very clever member Dennis R.! Thanks for the laugh, Dennis!
Straight out of kids Christmas poppers, me thinks !
 

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