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What A Put Down!
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
He says, "my dog's cross-eyed, can you do anything for him?"
The vet says "Mmm, let me see". He picks the dog up and checks its eyes....
then he checks its teeth. Then the vet says,
"I'm going to have to put him down"
The man is shocked and says
"Why, just because he's cross-eyed"
"No....'cos he's really heavy."
