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What’s a 69?

A young lad doesn’t know what a 69 is, and approaches a hooker and asks what a 69 is.

“C’mon kid, I’ll show you”.They proceed to her place, where they get undressed.

“Lie on the bed, and I’ll sit on your face “.

As she jumps on, she lets out a great big dirty stinking fart, that smells like death.
“Sorry love, let me try again”.By now, the lad is retching and gagging on the smell.

The woman goes to sit on his face again and again lets out another big stinking fart.

The lad sits bolt upright and screams

“Get off! I can’t take another 67 of them!”.
 
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A young lad doesn’t know what a 69 is, and approaches a hooker and asks what a 69 is.

“C’mon kid, I’ll show you”.They proceed to her place, where they get undressed.

“Lie on the bed, and I’ll sit on your face “.

As she jumps on, she lets out a great big dirty stinking fart, that smells like death.
“Sorry love, let me try again”.By now, the lad is retching and gagging on the smell.

The woman goes to sit on his face again and again lets out another big stinking fart.

The lad sits bolt upright and screams

“Get off! I can’t take another 67 of them!”.
OKAY, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣
 

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