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WC3​

Young Pat won a prize from a radio competition. Being alone, he ran next
door to tell Mrs Dunn his neighbour. "Mrs Dunn! Mrs Dunn! I've won a trip
to London for the weekend!" Mrs Dunn was gathered up in his excitement and
said, "My son lives in London! Could you look him up!? It's WC3 and he
hasn't written to me in months!" Off went Pat with the address she gave
him and thought.. "I'll do that first and maybe he can tell me where to
see some sights!" He hopped off the plane and into the tube station highly
confused as to where he was going but as the train stopped at a station,
he couldn't believe his luck! There was a sign saying, 'Gentlemen WC' and
he knew that was the postcode for Mrs Dunns son so he exited the train and
went into the mens boarding house.. or so he thought. There he saw five
closed doors and he knew that he lived in Number three so he knocked. No
answer. He looked under the gap and saw a large pairs of boots so he knew
he was home. He knocked louder calling, "Are you Mrs Dunns son?" A gruff
voice answered, "AY?" Pat tried again, "Are you Neely?" The gruff voice
answered again, "WOT?" Pat called again, "Are you Neely Dunn?" and the
voice called back, "YES BUT THERE'S NO PAPER!" Silence while Pat had a
think and then.. "IS THAT WHY YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN TO YER MOTHER?"