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Wayne's World
A Kiwi fella Steve and an Aussie bloke Wayne headed out fishing one Saturday
and started downing a couple of beers on the boat.
After a while Aussie Wayne says to Kiwi Steve,
"mate, If I snuck over to your house and had some wild raunchy sex with
your wife while you were out, and she got knocked up and had a child,
would that mean that we were related?" Kiwi Steve paused for a while and then says,
"Well mate, I'm not sure if that would make us related
but it sure it would make us even!"
