[Danielle F.]

Water beds...​

What makes a water bed bouncier?

Spring water.

 

[Littleboy8]

boing boing

 

[Veggiepatch]

If it was holy water, you'd end up with a mess....

 

[Mustang GT]

boing boing

They don't use still water.

 

[Luckyus]

When we got married we bought a water bed, but had to get rid of when we found we were drifting apart?

 

[Ivory]

We had a waterbed 48 years ago. It was awesome until……..it leaked in the middle of the night.
As a nurse I had a shift next morning so I was very sorry to leave the other half to work out the actress situation, and dry the carpet. Him , me

 

[Luckyus]

Shwas only th admirals daughter , but she wouldn't lie and say Frigate

 

[Luckyus]

She was only the Generals daughter, but she was rotten to the corps

 

[Luckyus]

She was only the colonels daughter, but she knew what Regiment?

 

[Luckyus]

She was only the gravedigger's daughter, but she'd lay under any old sod.

 

[Luckyus]

She was only the fishmonger's daughter. But she lay on the slab and cried, "Fillet!"

 

[Luckyus]

She was only the welder's daughter. But she had acetylene tits!