Was I happy?
Donald Trumps aide says to him, "Sir, I had a dream that you got your parade. It was miles long winding through Washington DC. Joyful Americans lined the route, literally in the millions. People were laughing, cheering, playing in the street. You were riding in the most beautiful carriage."
Trump asked, "Was I happy?"
The aide answers, "I don't know Sir. The casket was closed."