[Skipton]

Want To Buy My Doll?​

Unaware that her daughter is hiding in the bedroom closet,
a mom brings a lover to her bedroom while her husband is at work.
Her husband arrives home unexpectedly, forcing her to quickly
hide her lover in the same bedroom closet where her daughter was already hiding.
The little girl whispers, “It’s really dark in here”
The man nods. She adds: “Look at my doll”.
The man un-enthusiastically looks at the doll. The girl then says,
“My dad is just outside. Wanna buy my doll?” The man says,
“Fine, I’ll buy your doll if you keep quiet. How much?”
Taking advantage, the girl replies with a big smile:
“$100” and the man has no choice but to pay.
Weeks later, the same thing happens. The little girl says again:
“It’s really dark in here”, followed by the same “Wanna buy another doll?”
The man declines until the girl hints that she might reveal their secret.
The man hastily asks, “How much?” “$250” says the girl, with an even bigger smile.
Days later, the dad is playing with his daughter but notices some dolls are missing.
The girl proudly says she sold her dolls to a friend for $350.
“It’s not fair to take advantage of your friends,” the dad says.
“It’s almost as bad as ‘stealing’. You’ll confess on Sunday when we go to church.”
On Sunday, the girl heads to the confessional booth.
“It’s really dark in here,” the girl says.
The priest responds, “oooh… don’t get this started again.”