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Walking!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line
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What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker.
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I was walking down the street and I heard someone saying hello in Arabic.
Turns out it was a false salaam.

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I was walking with about 100 cows from one ranch to another and I had to pass through a vineyard so
I herded through the grapevine.

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I decided to stop walking under billboards after one collapsed on top of me.

I took it as a sign from above.
 

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