Waiting
I saw an old lady at the bus stop earlier.
As the bus pulled up, I helped her on and
sat her down on the seat.
Then I sat down next to her and said,
"Going anywhere exciting? "
She said, "I'm meant to be meeting my daughter."
"Awww that's nice" I said, "Where are you meeting her?"
She said.... "At the bus stop back there you wanker! "