VILLAGE OF THE DARNED

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I discovered only recently that I have ELEVEN odd socks, how weird is that? I feel that there must be a parallel universe somewhere, made up of odd socks pens, remotes, buttons, pieces of paper with all sorts of important information on them and odd keys ... Somehow a gap in our reality forms instantaneously and they all drop through it, instantly lost to the abyss ... or it sure does feel like it sometimes...
 
I discovered only recently that I have ELEVEN odd socks, how weird is that? I feel that there must be a parallel universe somewhere, made up of odd socks pens, remotes, buttons, pieces of paper with all sorts of important information on them and odd keys ... Somehow a gap in our reality forms instantaneously and they all drop through it, instantly lost to the abyss ... or it sure does feel like it sometimes...
That's the reason I only buy black socks.
 
I discovered only recently that I have ELEVEN odd socks, how weird is that? I feel that there must be a parallel universe somewhere, made up of odd socks pens, remotes, buttons, pieces of paper with all sorts of important information on them and odd keys ... Somehow a gap in our reality forms instantaneously and they all drop through it, instantly lost to the abyss ... or it sure does feel like it sometimes...
The truth is out there .... everything returns to this universe as odd Tupperware lids.
 
Fiat currency is not an acceptable form of trade in the alternative universe. Socks and TV remotes are top value. This is why you'll often find rejected coins in the bottom of your machine.
Okay.... finally, we have a credible answer... welcome to our timeline... may your experience be a pleasant one and please don't take any of my socks back with you as trade items in the alternative universe should you choose to cross back over.
Please take most of our politicians with you instead...Thank you for your presence and your ongoing understanding...:giggle:
 
Have you checked your washing machne / dryer there might be a loose or spare foot caught and it grabs a sock during the spin cycle. I have certainly heard a lot of spin today.
 
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