[April Bradford]

VIDEO: The Seven Signs Of Ageing | Sarah Millican​

These are the real seven signs of ageing, according to Sarah Millican.

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[zoeandsheba]

1. Repeat yourself. 2. Look where the nearest loo is. 3. Wear mitts even on warm days. 4. Get soft food to allow your dentures to bite. 5. Scratch your head when you don't know the answer. 6. Join a senior Club.
7. Keep on saying "In my younger days I..."

 

[Viellarde]

1. Repeat yourself. 2. Look where the nearest loo is. 3. Wear mitts even on warm days. 4. Get soft food to allow your dentures to bite. 5. Scratch your head when you don't know the answer. 6. Join a senior Club.
7. Keep on saying "In my younger days I..."

When my son was in primary school, he often asked me questions starting with 'In the olden days when you were young'. One day I said I used to tie up my dinosaur to a tree in the school yard. He said Don't be silly. Dinosaurs must have been dead by then. I duely noted he didn't say Were dead.