[Luckyus]

Viagra!!​

A middle-aged chap walks into a Pharmacy, and is "on edge" as he approaches the counter.

"Good morning" says the young female Pharmacsist. "How can I help you today?"

The chap is obviously embarrassed, and mumbles something about Viagra. The Pharmacist says that there is no need to be embarrassed, but asks if he could repeat what it is he is looking for.

The chap takes a deep breath and says in a clear voice "Could I have 3 dozen Viagra tablets please?"

The Pharmacist replied "I'm terribly sorry sir, but under the new Dispensing Guidelines, we are no longer allowed to provide Viagra without some sort of evidence that you actually need it"

The chap looks at the Pharmacist, and asks "Would a photograph of my wife do?"

 

[Wandiwa]

Grandad is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than Grandma!

 

[Jarred Santos]

Viagra!!​

A middle-aged chap walks into a Pharmacy, and is "on edge" as he approaches the counter.

"Good morning" says the young female Pharmacsist. "How can I help you today?"

The chap is obviously embarrassed, and mumbles something about Viagra. The Pharmacist says that there is no need to be embarrassed, but asks if he could repeat what it is he is looking for.

The chap takes a deep breath and says in a clear voice "Could I have 3 dozen Viagra tablets please?"

The Pharmacist replied "I'm terribly sorry sir, but under the new Dispensing Guidelines, we are no longer allowed to provide Viagra without some sort of evidence that you actually need it"

The chap looks at the Pharmacist, and asks "Would a photograph of my wife do?"

Three dozen??? Even the hairs on his body must be rigid

 

[Pink lion]

Three dozen??? Even the hairs on his body must be rigid

Maybe he needs a tent pole for when the circus comes to town?

 

[Jarred Santos]

Maybe he needs a tent pole for when the circus comes to town?

that tent pole's good for days on end

 

[Gazman]

Viagra!!​

A middle-aged chap walks into a Pharmacy, and is "on edge" as he approaches the counter.

"Good morning" says the young female Pharmacsist. "How can I help you today?"

The chap is obviously embarrassed, and mumbles something about Viagra. The Pharmacist says that there is no need to be embarrassed, but asks if he could repeat what it is he is looking for.

The chap takes a deep breath and says in a clear voice "Could I have 3 dozen Viagra tablets please?"

The Pharmacist replied "I'm terribly sorry sir, but under the new Dispensing Guidelines, we are no longer allowed to provide Viagra without some sort of evidence that you actually need it"

The chap looks at the Pharmacist, and asks "Would a photograph of my wife do?"

Bet he got no help after that?

 

[Da Freddo]

Lack of blood to the brain is not recommended.

 

[Wandiwa]

that tent pole's good for days on end

But is it strong enough for a pole dancer

Not sure, but it probably causes a lot of pregnancies.

 

[Pink lion]

Lack of blood to the brain is not recommended.

Obviously, the origin of the phrase he's a d... head ha ha ha

 

[Jarred Santos]

But is it strong enough for a pole dancer
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Not sure, but it probably causes a lot of pregnancies.

At that rate, it's strong enough to shatter diamonds

 

[Redhead68]

Viagra!!​

A middle-aged chap walks into a Pharmacy, and is "on edge" as he approaches the counter.

"Good morning" says the young female Pharmacsist. "How can I help you today?"

The chap is obviously embarrassed, and mumbles something about Viagra. The Pharmacist says that there is no need to be embarrassed, but asks if he could repeat what it is he is looking for.

The chap takes a deep breath and says in a clear voice "Could I have 3 dozen Viagra tablets please?"

The Pharmacist replied "I'm terribly sorry sir, but under the new Dispensing Guidelines, we are no longer allowed to provide Viagra without some sort of evidence that you actually need it"

The chap looks at the Pharmacist, and asks "Would a photograph of my wife do?"

Hahahaaa!