[Skipton]

Vernon!​

As a senior citizen was driving down the interstate, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Vernon, I just heard on the news that there's
a car going the wrong way on I-25. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car, it's hundreds of them!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

As a senior citizen was driving down the interstate, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Vernon, I just heard on the news that there's
a car going the wrong way on I-25. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Vernon, "It's not just one car, it's hundreds of them!"

Great jokes, @Skipton ! Love reading them daily!