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mick.idgaf

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Valentines Day is upon us soon and Michael thought he had done the right thing.

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I don't like Michael's chances of screwing anything next Valentine's Day... He's probably going to still be too sore from where Sarah is going to put his screwdriver.
 
I must have a dirty mind, when she suggested being screwed up against a wall. Then I re-read it and sure enough that's what it said. I think Mick's really in the shite here!
 
Strike while the iron is hot.
 
Just as well that she didn't beg him to nail her!
 
You must have lost your NUTS and BOLT if you think this TACKY item is funny. :rolleyes:
 
I wonder if Michael is Irish which explains why he misunderstood Sarah?
 
I must have a dirty mind, when she suggested being screwed up against a wall. Then I re-read it and sure enough that's what it said. I think Mick's really in the shite here!
knee deep, all the time.
 

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