[Luckyus]

Urologist​

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent
to the Urologist as a precaution .

When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very
pretty female doctor .

The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate
today, but this new procedure is a little different from what
you are probably used to.
I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then
while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say ,
‘99’.
The old guy obeys and says, ‘99’.

The doctor says , "Great",now turn over on your
left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep
breath and say , '99’.

Again, the old guy says, '99'.

The doctor said, “Very good”.

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees
raised slightly.

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the
other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out
of the way. Now take a deep breath and say,'99'.

The old guy begins,

"One...

two...

three..."