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Updated Nursery Rhymes
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The Structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won ten grand with Claims Direct
It's raining, it's pouring
Of course it's global warming
Jack and Jill went into town
to fetch some chips and sweeties
Now he can't get his heartrate down
and she's got diabetes
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too coz he was gay
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon
10000 volts went up its a**e
and turned its wool to nylon
