[Cheb]

Undress​

She closed the door and told me to take off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes.
" Now take off my bra and panties" and so I took them off.

Then she looked at me and said,
"I don't want to catch you wearing my things, ever again."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

I swear @Cheb your jokes are the best. Never fails!!

 

[jwall100]

She closed the door and told me to take off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes.
" Now take off my bra and panties" and so I took them off.

Then she looked at me and said,
"I don't want to catch you wearing my things, ever again."

I swear @Cheb your jokes are the best. Never fails!!

Hang on tight

A man has a bad toothache but is terrified of the needles that the Dentist gives you to deaden the area but really needs to get it seen to. Upon arrival to the dentist he is quite anxious and worked up in the waiting room, then he is called into the room and told to sit in the chair..He does as he is told but his fear of needles overwhelms him and he tells the Dentist he is not going to have them..The dentist says you must have them to deaden the pain and again the man says oh no no no I can't do it I'm so afraid.. After refusing so many times the Dentist says well ok then I will give you a Viagra..The man looks really confused and says I don't need Viagra why would I have to have that..The dentist says with what is about to happen to you with your teeth you really need something strong to hang onto

 

[Sapper JAX]

That's a very old one .Must be some a bit better surely.

 

[andy]

She closed the door and told me to take off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes.
" Now take off my bra and panties" and so I took them off.

Then she looked at me and said,
"I don't want to catch you wearing my things, ever again."

ha ha good one sounds like mate years ago

 

[Vin]

They keep getting better and better

 

[Craftingnonna]

She closed the door and told me to take off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes.
" Now take off my bra and panties" and so I took them off.

Then she looked at me and said,
"I don't want to catch you wearing my things, ever again."

 

[Vinylted]

She closed the door and told me to take off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes.
" Now take off my bra and panties" and so I took them off.

Then she looked at me and said,
"I don't want to catch you wearing my things, ever again."

Shortened that one up quite a bit mate, but still good.