Unbelievable! Discover the 28,000-Year-Old Secret behind the World's Oldest Pleasure Device

Here's something you might not have known: the history of pleasure devices dates back at least 28,000 years! Yes, you read that correctly – we're talking about dildos, and their fascinating history spans thousands of years across various cultures and societies.





Recently, a 2,000-year-old wooden phallus was discovered in an ancient Roman fort in Northumberland, originally catalogued as a darning tool. However, researchers now believe its real purpose was a little more, shall we say, intimate. It's worth noting that ancient Egyptian empress Cleopatra was rumoured to have used a hollowed-out gourd filled with buzzing bees as a pleasure device, showcasing the creativity and resourcefulness of our ancestors when it came to seeking pleasure.

The phallus was a powerful symbol of strength in ancient Rome, used to invoke fertility and ward off evil. While researchers are still debating the exact use of this particular object, it's clear that it had a special place in the lives of those who used it.

But this 2,000-year-old Roman artefact is just a blip in the grand timeline of pleasure devices. The oldest known dildo dates back an astonishing 28,000 years ago, discovered in the famous Hohle Fels Cave in Germany. Made of siltstone, this 20cm-long, 3cm-wide object is believed to be a symbolic representation of male genitalia. It's interesting to note that the materials used to create pleasure devices have evolved over time, from stone and wood to more modern materials like silicone and glass.



Throughout history, similar artefacts have been discovered across the globe, including in Sweden, Pakistan, and Turkey. Some of these objects date back dozens of millennia, indicating that pleasure devices have been part of human culture for many tens of thousands of years.

Even ancient literature contains references to dildos. In the Old Testament, Ezekiel 16:17 describes the people of Jerusalem using gold and silver to create ‘phallic images and fornicate with them’. And in ancient Greece, the comedic play Lysistrata (411 BCE) features women using leather dildos to satisfy their needs during a sex strike. This just goes to show that human beings have always been creative and resourceful when it comes to seeking pleasure.

Cultural differences in the use and perception of pleasure devices throughout history are fascinating to explore. For instance, some ancient societies revered these objects as sacred symbols of fertility, while others viewed them as tools for pleasure and fun. As attitudes towards sexuality evolved over time, so too did the designs and materials used in creating these intimate objects.



Archaeological findings related to pleasure devices and sexual practices are essential for understanding the history of human sexuality. These ancient artefacts provide valuable insight into the social and cultural aspects of the societies they belonged to, helping us better understand our own modern world.

Key Takeaways

  • The oldest known dildo dates back to at least 28,000 years ago, discovered by researchers from Tübingen University in the Hohle Fels Cave.
  • Archaeological finds have revealed the existence of suspected dildos that date back to 40,000-10,000 BCE in Eurasia, with similar artefacts found in Sweden, Pakistan, and Turkey.
  • Literary evidence of dildos can be found in the Old Testament and ancient Greek plays, such as Aristophanes’ Lysistrata from 411 BCE.
  • The discovery of a wooden phallus from ancient Rome highlights the sexual liberality of Roman society and adds to the longstanding history of sex toys and aids.

So, why are we so fascinated by the discovery of an ancient Roman dildo? Simply put, it's because it's the first life-sized Roman pleasure device ever found. And considering the sexual liberality of ancient Rome, this wooden phallus is an exciting addition to the 28,000-year history of dildos.



The history of pleasure devices offers a captivating glimpse into the lives of our ancestors, revealing their creativity, resourcefulness, and evolving attitudes towards sexuality. As we continue to unearth new discoveries and learn more about the past, it's fascinating to see just how far we've come – and how much we have in common with those who came before us.
 
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