[Luckyus]

Ugly Romeo​

A good looking man walked into a singles bar,
bought a drink and settled down ready to use his best lines.

But for the next two hours every woman he approached gave him the brush-off.
Then suddenly a really ugly guy walked in and within seconds
he was surrounded by beautiful, available women.
A few minutes later he sauntered out with a stunning brunette on each arm.

The handsome guy was thoroughly despondent. Turning to the bartender,
he said: ‘I don't get it. How did that guy walk out with those two
when I can't even get a phone number?’ ‘I don’t know what his secret is,’

said the barman. ‘But he does the same thing every night. He walks in,
orders a drink, and just sits there,

licking his eyebrows.’

 

[Vinylted]

A good looking man walked into a singles bar,
bought a drink and settled down ready to use his best lines.

But for the next two hours every woman he approached gave him the brush-off.
Then suddenly a really ugly guy walked in and within seconds
he was surrounded by beautiful, available women.
A few minutes later he sauntered out with a stunning brunette on each arm.

The handsome guy was thoroughly despondent. Turning to the bartender,
he said: ‘I don't get it. How did that guy walk out with those two
when I can't even get a phone number?’ ‘I don’t know what his secret is,’

said the barman. ‘But he does the same thing every night. He walks in,
orders a drink, and just sits there,

licking his eyebrows.’

Remembering Kevin Bloody Wilson song....