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Uber Fantasy!
The Uber driver was surprised that his pick-up was an attractive young nun. As
they were driving he kept glancing at her. Eventually she asked why. Rather
sheepishly he explained that he had a fantasy of kissing a nun. To his surprise
she said he could, as long as he was a good, unmarried catholic. He said that he
was. So, they stopped in a layby and had a session of passionate snogging.
As they were going along, he burst out “ I lied to you. I’m Jewish, and I’m married.
The passenger said “Don’t worry. My name is Steve, and I am on my way to a
fancy dress party”
