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Tyrone​

Because of Tyrone’s stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher, was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone!"


One day, Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mother was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney and relocated to Adelaide.


Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, but there was only one surgeon in Australia who could perform the operation and he was located at the Adelaide Hospital. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.


When she came round after surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died.


The doctor was shocked, wondering what could possibly have gone wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw Tyrone, a janitor in the ICU, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his floor polisher.


If you thought for one moment that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you voted for Anthony Albanese.