[Luckyus]

Two Pals and the Madam? Non PC nor for faint of heart YHBW)​

Two pals decide to visit a brothel, they meet up on a wet Wednesday night and get the bus over to the other side of town.
They knock on the brothel door and it’s opened by the madam. Can I help you boys? Yes they say we want a woman. No problem says the madam, any particular kind? Or any kinky stuff?
The two guys say no no just regular sex really.
Ok says the madam how much money do you have. One says I’ve got 7 pounds and the other says I’ve got nine pounds. The madam’s a bit angry, she says I’ve got a nice establishment here, you won’t get any of my girls for 16 pounds.
The two pals protest that they’ve come all this way surely there must be something she can do. She thinks for a minute and says, well we have a ferret you can have sex with if you want. The two pals think for a minute and agree that’s the best they’re going to get. She takes the £16 off them, takes them to a door and says the ferret is in the room. They must take their clothes off in the corridor and slip in quickly before the ferret can escape. The strip off, dive into this room, the usual type of brothel room, mirrors And drapes all over the place, subdued lighting but there up on the curtain rail is this ferret hissing and spitting. They’ve paid their money so they do their best to catch and screw this ferret. After 45 minutes they are bitten and scratched all over especially their dangly bits so they give up, get dressed and go home.
On the Friday night they meet in the pub. One says what is it tonight? The other says “I’m going back to the brothel to get a woman, I got paid today and i’ll Do without a drink this week and get rid of my dirty water” the first says “ good luck with that, there’s no way I’d go near that place again.
He goes back, knocks on the door, gives the spiel and the madam, remembering him from earlier in the week, says “how much money do you have this time”? Twenty five quid he says. No says the madam you won’t get a woman here for that money. The guy says surely there’s something. Ok says the madam we have a live sex show on a Friday night you can watch that for £25. She ushers him into a smoke filled room with a big window at one end and through the window there’s a couple doing the dirtiest things this guy has ever imagined, he is shocked, horrified, excited, stimulated and aroused all at the same time. He says to the man next to him this is the most depraved, filthy thing I have ever seen! The guy says, it’s not bad but you should have been here Wednesday night,

there were two guys trying to shag a ferret!