[Mando]

Two Older Ladies​

Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
First Lady: What's that?
Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
First Lady: Where did you get it?
Second Lady: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's another word for tears? Glumdrops.

 

[chinkapook]

Two Older Ladies​

Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
First Lady: What's that?
Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
First Lady: Where did you get it?
Second Lady: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

Wonderful

 

[Littleboy8]

Two Older Ladies​

Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
First Lady: What's that?
Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
First Lady: Where did you get it?
Second Lady: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

 

[Joyem]

That joke has been on here before.

 

[Joyem]

Seniors moment I can’t remember it

Might have been before you joined.

 

[Barbara V]

Great joke

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Two Older Ladies​

Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
First Lady: What's that?
Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
First Lady: Where did you get it?
Second Lady: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

Lol, what a naughty granny! Hahaha.

 

[Reet]

Two Older Ladies​

Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
First Lady: What's that?
Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
First Lady: Where did you get it?
Second Lady: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

Just because she is over 80 does not mean she has given up on sex. Condoms are used for cleanliness as well as birth protection.

 

[Tygie]

 

[Ezzy]

I once made a prop camel for our Over 55's centre for an event. I copied it exactly placing a tail between its legs. It was suggested by a staff member that l might like to remove the tail because the old ladies might get excited.