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TWO MOTHERS MEET FOR COFFEE

"Well, Mildred," asked one. "How are your son and daughter doing?"
"To tell you the truth," answered the second,
"My Daniel has married a real good-for-nothing.
She doesn't get out of bed until eleven.
She's out all day spending his money on Heaven knows
what and when he gets home exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him?

No!"She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."
"And your daughter Layla?""Ah! Layla has married a saint.
He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy all she needs,
and in the evening he takes her out to dinner at a beautiful restaurant."
 

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