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TWO MEN AND THEIR DOGS​

TWO MEN AND THEIR DOGS

Two men are walking their dogs—a Doberman and a Chihuahua—on a hot day.
They pass a pub and decide it is time for a drink.

As they are about to enter the pub, they notice a sign that reads 'No dogs allowed.'
The man with the Chihuahua says: 'That's a real shame; I'm dying for a drink.'
'No probs,' says the other man. 'Just do as I do.'

So saying, he puts on a pair of dark glasses and walks into the pub with his Doberman.
The barman says: 'I'm sorry, sir, but dogs aren't allowed in here.'
'It's okay,' says the man. 'I'm blind, you see, and this is my seeing-eye dog.'
'But I thought seeing-eye dogs were always Labradors,' says the somewhat suspicious barman.
'That used to be the case, but it has recently been found that the Doberman makes an even better
seeing-eye dog than the Labrador.'
Satisfied at last, the barman allows the man to come in with his Doberman.

Encouraged by what he has heard, the other man puts on his dark glasses and walks into the pub
with his Chihuahua.
Once again, the barman intervenes, saying: 'I'm sorry, sir, but dogs aren't permitted in here.'
He replies: 'But you don't understand—I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog.'
The barman, incredulous, exclaims: 'That Chihuahua is a seeing-eye dog?'
The man replies: 'A Chihuahua! They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?!?!'