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Two Hunters and the Farmer
Two men were out hunting when they came across a massive hole in the ground.
“Wow,” said the first hunter. “That’s one deep hole — I can't even see the bottom!”
The second replied, “Let’s toss something in and see how long it takes to hit.”
They spotted an old car engine nearby, heaved it in, and waited...
Suddenly, a goat came crashing out of the brush and dove headfirst into the hole!
While they were still processing what they'd just seen, an old farmer wandered up.
“Say, you boys haven’t seen my goat, have you?”
One hunter said, “Well, weird you should ask… A goat just tore through here and jumped right into this hole!”
The farmer blinked and said, “Nah, can’t be him. I had him chained to an old car engine.”
