[Cheb]

Two great white sharks​

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean
spied survivors of a sinking ship.
"Follow me son," the father shark said,
and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times,
with just the tip of our fins showing, "And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times,
with all of our fins, showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody," And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked,
"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied," Because they taste better
if you scare the shit out of them first!"

 

[SirExton]

A shark was eating a scuba diver. His mate saw this and said "your supposed to peel them first!"

 

[Barbara V]

Two great white sharks​

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean
spied survivors of a sinking ship.
"Follow me son," the father shark said,
and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times,
with just the tip of our fins showing, "And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times,
with all of our fins, showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody," And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked,
"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied," Because they taste better
if you scare the shit out of them first!"

Another old one but still funny

 

[Wandiwa]