[Luckyus]

Two Aliens​

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed
for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien
addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.. Take us to
your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or
I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to
do that! I really think that will make him mad.

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
fire.

There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew
the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about
200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head..

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near
killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous ?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'