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Twins Eighteenth

Siamese twins enter a bar and invite everyone to have a drink to celebrate their 18th birthday,
All are happy for them but one guy is not,
One of the heads asks him whats up?
He replies that his wife has left with his brother cleaned out his bank account and he has lost his job,
The head says you think thats bad well ive just found out the other head is gay ,
So what says the sad man,

The head says wev'e only got one arse between us.
 

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