[Luckyus]

Twin Engine Plane​

A twin-engine passenger plane has
an engine failure and the
altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly.
The
pilot speaks over the intercom ..." I'm sorry it has come
to this ladies
and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to
jettison the luggage
in order for the aircraft to remain airborne ".

Baggage is thrown out but
still the plane's altitude continues
to decrease. Once again the pilot gets
on the intercom, "I hate to do
this folks but in order to save the majority
we are going to have to
start off-loading some passengers. The only fair way
is to do this
Alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter
'A'".
"Africans? Are there any Africans on board?"There was no
answer so
the pilot calls, "Black people, are there any black people
on
board?"
Again silence.

" C - coloured people? Are there any
coloured people on
board?"

Still there is
silence.
A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane turned to his
mother and said, "Mum, ain't we African? Ain't we black? Ain't we
coloured?"

She replied, "Yes, son but for the moment we is *******.
Let
them do the Muslims first. If that don't work we is
Zulus"......