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TRUE MEDICAL EXAMINATIONS
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB,
I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.
To cover my embarrassment, I had subconsciously
formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this
exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said,
'I'm sorry, was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard,
'No doctor, but the song you were whistling was,
'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the
baby's first check-up.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breastfed or bottle-fed.
'Breastfed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist.' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded
and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very
professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight,
you don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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