Trucker and the Parrot
So there's this trucker who has a regular run that takes a few days to complete,
to keep him company on these long trips he has a pet parrot that loves to travel with him.
He is cruising along the highway when he spots this gorgeous woman hitch-hiking, he stops, opens the door and says "You do it?" she says "No" so he says "Get out".
He cruises along a bit further and comes across another gorgeous woman hitch-hiking, he stops the truck, opens the door and says "You do it?" she says "No" so he says "Get out"
He continues with his journey when he comes across yet another gorgeous woman hitch-hiking, he stops the truck, opens the door and says "You do it?" she says "Yes" he says no worries, hop in.
They travel a few miles until he finds the next parking area where he pulls in and park up.
He's about to go for it with this beautiful woman when he suddenly remembers the parrot.
He says to the woman, "I will be right back, I will just put the parrot in the back of the truck so it doesn't tell my wife.
He returns and jumps in the truck and they proceed to have wild unbridled sex.
Twenty minutes later a cop pulls up behind them, he walks up to the cab and taps on the window.
The driver startled by the tap looks out the window and see the cop, so he rolls down the window and asks if there's a problem.
The cop asks if he is hauling chickens, the driver says he is then asks why he is asking.
The cop tells him that the chickens have escaped and there are chickens all over the highway.
The driver jumps down out of the truck and walks to the back.
When he opens the door he sees the parrot grabbing the chickens saying "You do it? No? Get out", "You do it? No? Get out", "You do it? No? Get out"
