[Luckyus]

Trophy Wife​

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.

At their very first chance, they corner him and ask,

“Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?”

Bob replied, “Girlfriend? She's my wife!”

They're knocked over, but continue to ask:

“So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?”

“I lied about my age,” Bob replied.

“What? Did you tell her you were only 50?”

Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.”

 

[Dennis]

I wonder if he could keep up with her trying to exhaust him?

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is a bee's favorite soap operas? The bold and the Bee-utiful, and Days of our Hives.

 

[Greggii]

unfortunately, it is so true in this world of ours

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Funny Insult. My gym teacher is so dumb he runs around the exam rooms hoping to jog student's memories.