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Trophy Wife!
Tom, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at his annual reunion
with his buddies with a breathtakingly beautiful, very sexy 25-year-old blonde,
blue-eyed woman on his arm, who knocks everyone's
socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
She hangs off Tom's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the reunion are all agog.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask,
"Tom, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Tom replies, "Girlfriend? Ha! She's my wife!"
They are knocked over, but continue to ask.
"So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," Tom replies.
"What? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Tom smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."
