[Gideon]

Travel ideas​

 

[Gazman]

He won't be capable of anything in nano seconds! Bloody funny though!

 

[Victor Jackson]

Upgrade to a broom with handle bars and a seat

 

[Gazman]

Upgrade to a broom with handle bars and a seat

Have you noticed no woman has replied?

 

[Dennis]

Beware, never make fun of your wife.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. The best medicine. A man was admitted to the hospital with an unknown but highly contagious disease, Unable to figure out what it was, the doctors quarantined him, in the evening the man heard a knock and saw a pancake slid under the door, in the morning he checked the door and found a waffle waiting for him, at lunch he found a piece of pita bread. this feeding schedule went on for a week for the man only eating Pancakes, Waffles and Pita, Eventually, the man paged the doctor. Why am I being given these foods? he asked. Is this some kind of diet that's going to cure me? Well no said the Doctor, they're the only things which would fit under the door.

 

[Gazman]

Beware, never make fun of your wife.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. The best medicine. A man was admitted to the hospital with an unknown but highly contagious disease, Unable to figure out what it was, the doctors quarantined him, in the evening the man heard a knock and saw a pancake slid under the door, in the morning he checked the door and found a waffle waiting for him, at lunch he found a piece of pita bread. this feeding schedule went on for a week for the man only eating Pancakes, Waffles and Pita, Eventually, the man paged the doctor. Why am I being given these foods? he asked. Is this some kind of diet that's going to cure me? Well no said the Doctor, they're the only things which would fit under the door.

First point, you're still in the 100. Secondly that's not a bad joke!

 

[Wendy]

Here's a woman's reply then.
I was born on Halloween so probably a witch, I traded my broom stick in years ago for (at the moment) a Mazda, no blisters.
I did laugh, it takes one to know one