[Skipton]

''Tower To flight 1234''​

''Flight1234," the control tower advised,
"turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement."
"Roger," the pilot responded,
"but we're at 35,000 feet.
How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir," the radar man replied,
"have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"