[Luckyus]

TOSSERS​

 

[Tervueren]

Wet

 

[Kenea]

A woman walked into a car sales showroom and admired this beautiful red convertible strolling her fingers down the lines of this amazing red convertible, Whoops she passed wind, lőőking around to see if anyone could of heard she noticed a sales man completely out of hearing distance and thought 'Thank goodness" after awhile the salesman came over to her as asked could I be any assistance And she said, Yes my good man, iam wanting to know the price of this amazing car, Salesman replied.....
" If I told you the price you would poop your pants"

 

[Veggiepatch]

Nice play on words!

 

[Gunpark]

Very clever.

 

[elwyn_s]

age is considered to be mind over matter..... what you don't mind ---don't matter.

 

[Kenea]

Take my advice, Iam not using it