Too Much!
A golfer was having a terrible round -
20-over par for the front nine with loads of golf balls
being lost in the water or rough.
As he steadied himself over a 12-inch putt on the 10th,
his caddie coughed, causing him to lose it.
"You've got to be the worst caddie in the world!" he yelled.
"I doubt it," replied the caddie, dead-pan.
"That would be too much of a coincidence."