[Skipton]

Too Late!​

The traffic warden's coffin was just being lowered into
the ground, when a voice comes from inside.
''Please help me, I'm not dead, I'm not dead!''
''Please let me out.''
The vicar smiles and leans over the casket and says,
''Too flamin late mate, I've already done the paperwork.''

 

[SirExton]

Val a Frenchman, the manager at the Bistrot Cafe in Fremantle, gave me a free coffee this morning, for being a regular customer. I said "You're a Gentleman and a Scholar Val, I hope they don't bury you all in the same grave? Otherwise, it will be crowded!" He laughed and said "You English have so many sayings! Ha! Ha!

 

[Gunpark]

In a previous life the Vicar must have worked for the Government.

 

[Veggiepatch]

In a previous life the Vicar must have worked for the Government.

So did the traffic warden.

Now he is a politician, still screwing the general population....