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Too Close!
A man was practicing at the range working on his swing.
A retired golf pro was sitting there and started offering him advice
"you are standing too close the ball".
The man adjusts his stance and takes another swing.
The golf pro looks up to him and repeats the same thing
"you are standing too close to the ball."
The man steps back a bit more and takes another swing.
This goes on for another 7 swings with the pro offering the same advice over and over.
Eventually, the frustrated man screams out "What the bloody helI are you talking about man!"
The old golf pro says, "no no no, you are standing too close to the ball AFTER you have hit it".
