[Skipton]

Today's The day​

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.
So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled,
“How many people here make love once a day?”
Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?”
A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?”
A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands.
The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory.
“If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”
The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Today's The day​

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.
So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled,
“How many people here make love once a day?”
Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?”
A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?”
A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands.
The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory.
“If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”
The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

Lol poor bugger Hahaha

 

[wazzalox]

In a documentary Tony Robinson said "Australian women have sex 2.4 times a week and want more".
I laughed and asked where were these women? My missus had sex 0.24 times a week and wanted less.