[Luckyus]

Tired Nurse​

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after

a 16-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque,

she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

and tries to write with it.


When she realises her mistake,

she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing

a beat, she says: ‘Well, that's great...that's just great.

Some arsehole's got my pen!