[Luckyus]

Tired Driving​

As a young man, I was driving between towns and being tired after a long drive I decided to stop for the night in a country pub.
After sharing a few beers with a couple of locals, I asked them if it was easy to find a woman to spend the night with.
Bruce answered, "Hard to find any women around here mate."
Kevin butted in, "There's always Garry!"
I said, "Nah, I'm not into that!" Then I thought for a minute, and realising that I'd been on the road for some time without comfort, I asked, "Well how much will it cost me?"
Bruce said, "It'll cost you a hundred."
I said, "That's a bit steep, he must be bloody good."
Kevin said, "Oh, he's worth it all right, but first the vicar takes out forty for the church, 'cos he doesn't go along with that sort of thing."
"So Garry only gets sixty then?" I asked.
"Well, not exactly," said Bruce, "the local copper gets forty for looking the other way as they don't allow that kind of thing around here either."
"Bloody hell, Garry don't get much if the vicar takes forty and the copper, the same. He only ends up with twenty!"
"No he don't," said Kevin,
"Willie and Tom gets ten each to hold him down 'cos Garry don't approve of that sort of thing either!"