[Fisherman2320]

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Timbuktu

A teacher asked her class to give her a verse with the word Timbuktu in it.
Little Mary puts up her hand & the teacher says go ahead, so Mary says,
“As I walked along the sand I saw a ship not far from land I saw that ship with all its crew It’s destination Timbuktu.”
“Very good Mary, anyone else?” replied the teacher,
Wee Johnny puts up his hand & the teacher said,
“ok”
So Johnny starts,
“Me and Tim went down to Kent… We saw three ladies in a tent… As they were three & we were two… I bucked one & Tim bucked two…
“Get to the headmaster!” roared the teacher.

 

[Gazman]

I heard a similar version of this before. Still LMAO ♥♥♥

 

[Dennis]

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Timbuktu

A teacher asked her class to give her a verse with the word Timbuktu in it.
Little Mary puts up her hand & the teacher says go ahead, so Mary says,
“As I walked along the sand I saw a ship not far from land I saw that ship with all its crew It’s destination Timbuktu.”
“Very good Mary, anyone else?” replied the teacher,
Wee Johnny puts up his hand & the teacher said,
“ok”
So Johnny starts,
“Me and Tim went down to Kent… We saw three ladies in a tent… As they were three & we were two… I bucked one & Tim bucked two…
“Get to the headmaster!” roared the teacher.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did cyclopes



























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[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did cyclops give up teaching? Because he only had one pupil.

 

[Barbara V]

Really old one that

Timbuktu l​

Timbuktu

A teacher asked her class to give her a verse with the word Timbuktu in it.
Little Mary puts up her hand & the teacher says go ahead, so Mary says,
“As I walked along the sand I saw a ship not far from land I saw that ship with all its crew It’s destination Timbuktu.”
“Very good Mary, anyone else?” replied the teacher,
Wee Johnny puts up his hand & the teacher said,
“ok”
So Johnny starts,
“Me and Tim went down to Kent… We saw three ladies in a tent… As they were three & we were two… I bucked one & Tim bucked two…
“Get to the headmaster!” roared the teacher.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Timbuktu l​

Timbuktu

A teacher asked her class to give her a verse with the word Timbuktu in it.
Little Mary puts up her hand & the teacher says go ahead, so Mary says,
“As I walked along the sand I saw a ship not far from land I saw that ship with all its crew It’s destination Timbuktu.”
“Very good Mary, anyone else?” replied the teacher,
Wee Johnny puts up his hand & the teacher said,
“ok”
So Johnny starts,
“Me and Tim went down to Kent… We saw three ladies in a tent… As they were three & we were two… I bucked one & Tim bucked two…
“Get to the headmaster!” roared the teacher.

Lol, what a naughty Johnny! Hahaha

 

[Ezzy]

Little Johnny is always in the Headmasters office, poor lad. Great joke, never heard it before.