[Skipton]

Tik Tok Too!​

Daughter's text to Dad:

Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque-book ready. LOL!
As you know , I’m in Australia and he’s in the US.
We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp.
He proposed to me on Skype and now we've had a 2 month relationship through Viber.
Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes and a really big wedding.

Lots of love, Lilly.

Dad's reply:

My dear Lilly, Like WOW ! Really ? Cool ! Whatever….
I suggest you two get married on Twitter,
have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon,
and pay for it all through Paypal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband,
sell him on Ebay.
Lots of love, Dad.

 

[UNIT1000]

ha haha

 

[Gazman]

That's about the strength of it. ha ha ha ♥♥♥

 

[Luckyus]

Love is in the air, everywhere I look around
Love is in the air, every sight and every sound
And I don't know if your being foolish
Don't know if your being wise?

 

[BeautifulMousey]

ha haha

 

[Macs-241]

the best joke that i have heard for a long time it a classic with all this Text ?????

 

[SirExton]

Love is in the air, everywhere I look around
Love is in the air, every sight and every sound
And I don't know if your being foolish
Don't know if your being wise?

Continue singing;
"Love is in the air, cos I saw it written in the skies!
Now the wedding cake, it is covered o'r with flies!
-
The Champagne has gone flat, unlike my baby bump!
Now the baby is due, because we had an early hump!
-
Love was in the air, on that bloody sea cruise ship!
Now seven years on, this here wedding is not hip!
-
I'll see you in court B&^%$#@!, Lawyer's only win!
Why not jump over board, and go take a long swim!
-
This her shot gun wedding, It has done it's final run!
My past F*&^%$# hubby , I'z running back to mum!
-
The wedding lament!

 

[Reet]

Continue singing;
"Love is in the air, cos I saw it written in the skies!
Now the wedding cake, it is covered o'r with flies!
-
The Champagne has gone flat, unlike my baby bump!
Now the baby is due, because we had an early hump!
-
Love was in the air, on that bloody sea cruise ship!
Now seven years on, this here wedding is not hip!
-
I'll see you in court B&^%$#@!, Lawyer's only win!
Why not jump over board, and go take a long swim!
-
This her shot gun wedding, It has done it's final run!
My past F*&^%$# hubby , I'z running back to mum!
-
The wedding lament!

That's clever Phil

 

[SirExton]

That's clever Phil

I use to be a Poem, Rhyme, Ode writer. But I am OK now!

 

[Veggiepatch]

Mail order brides have sure come a long way....