[Skipton]

Tickets Please!​

Paddy got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat at the depot waiting.
The bus inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was.
Paddy says, “I’m waiting for the Ticket Conductor” .
The bus inspector informed him that all the buses were now a One Man operation.
So paddy drives off in the Double Decker Bus.
Twenty minutes later there is a call to the depot,
“One of your buses has been involved in a traffic incident.”
The bus inspector goes down to the crash & there is paddy & the wrecked bus.
“Bejesus paddy how did this happen?” Asked the bus inspector.
Paddy shrugged his shoulders, and said.
“Buggered if I know, I was upstairs collecting fares at the time!

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Tickets Please!​

Paddy got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat at the depot waiting.
The bus inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was.
Paddy says, “I’m waiting for the Ticket Conductor” .
The bus inspector informed him that all the buses were now a One Man operation.
So paddy drives off in the Double Decker Bus.
Twenty minutes later there is a call to the depot,
“One of your buses has been involved in a traffic incident.”
The bus inspector goes down to the crash & there is paddy & the wrecked bus.
“Bejesus paddy how did this happen?” Asked the bus inspector.
Paddy shrugged his shoulders, and said.
“Buggered if I know, I was upstairs collecting fares at the time!

Don’t people are just thick

 

[BJM]

Tickets Please!​

Paddy got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat at the depot waiting.
The bus inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was.
Paddy says, “I’m waiting for the Ticket Conductor” .
The bus inspector informed him that all the buses were now a One Man operation.
So paddy drives off in the Double Decker Bus.
Twenty minutes later there is a call to the depot,
“One of your buses has been involved in a traffic incident.”
The bus inspector goes down to the crash & there is paddy & the wrecked bus.
“Bejesus paddy how did this happen?” Asked the bus inspector.
Paddy shrugged his shoulders, and said.
“Buggered if I know, I was upstairs collecting fares at the time!

I

 

[Gazman]

Tickets Please!​

Paddy got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat at the depot waiting.
The bus inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was.
Paddy says, “I’m waiting for the Ticket Conductor” .
The bus inspector informed him that all the buses were now a One Man operation.
So paddy drives off in the Double Decker Bus.
Twenty minutes later there is a call to the depot,
“One of your buses has been involved in a traffic incident.”
The bus inspector goes down to the crash & there is paddy & the wrecked bus.
“Bejesus paddy how did this happen?” Asked the bus inspector.
Paddy shrugged his shoulders, and said.
“Buggered if I know, I was upstairs collecting fares at the time!

That'd be the Galway express would it then?

 

[WADuck]

Tickets Please!​

Paddy got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat at the depot waiting.
The bus inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was.
Paddy says, “I’m waiting for the Ticket Conductor” .
The bus inspector informed him that all the buses were now a One Man operation.
So paddy drives off in the Double Decker Bus.
Twenty minutes later there is a call to the depot,
“One of your buses has been involved in a traffic incident.”
The bus inspector goes down to the crash & there is paddy & the wrecked bus.
“Bejesus paddy how did this happen?” Asked the bus inspector.
Paddy shrugged his shoulders, and said.
“Buggered if I know, I was upstairs collecting fares at the time!

Ha! Ha! love it!!

 

[Singomate]

Great laughs for the morning

 

[Mr. Diesel.]

This was not a Pay As You Enter Bus!!

 

[Goodbloke]

Poor old Paddy, he and Shamus get into so much trouble

 

[John Lalor]

Don’t people are just thick

He must have forgotten to put the bus on George

 

[Vet543]

That is good ... Poor Paddy is always taking the blame ... >>> Paddy and Mick were put the cladding on a new house and Paddy looked over at Mick and Said " Hey Mick, why are you throw every second or third nail away. Mick replied "BeJuses Paddy, they have the head on the wrong end". To which Paddy said" Well, don't throw them away, Mick, cause we can use them on the other side"