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Three Kids Are Arguing About Who's Dad Is The Fastest.
At lunch the first boy says,
“My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor he can run to the ground level & be there before the brick hits!”
“Not bad,” says the 2nd boy, “But my dad is faster.”
“He is a professional archer
When he shoots an arrow at the bulls-eye he can reach it before the arrow does!”
“That's pretty fast,” says the girl, “But not as fast as my old man.”
“My dad works for the Government as a public servant, & when he finishes work at 5pm, he can get home by 2:30pm!”
